ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell