May 2013
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strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
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skipping meals is totally hip and groovy
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
i’m so turned on and now i have to go to werk
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I had a dream about a really small portion of chips
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is it too early for bed yet?
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even though i don’t have a degree i’m probably more well read than some english literature students how ridiculous for them they are in debt i just paid like £8.99 and read a book you guys are so dumb
yeahitsmarco:
*phone vibrates while sitting on it*
“How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull...”
– Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays (via amouremeline)
Anonymous asked: wtf is a flapjack
