hobophobia: (i) h(ate) myself(all of the food in our fridge)
having music on your blog is worse than original sin
Anonymous asked: what is your opinion on talking nipples? said nipples may or may not shout racial slurs.
Anonymous asked: Jesus Christ on a stick, you are so goddamn cute. I just wanna hug you and kiss you and peel your skin off and sleep inside it.
Anonymous asked: YOU LOOK LIKE JON SNOW.
Anonymous asked: How long is your dick?
Anonymous asked: i want to eat you out
just gonna be a super nerd and watch battlestar galactica and eat pasta. carbs and sci-fi. there is a gay man crying somewhere at the thought.
am i the only one who still doesn’t get donnie darko?
They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
last night i dreamt that four people were sleeping in my bed and when i looked out of the window hundreds of owls and old spanish ladies were just in a tree watching us sleep