colinquinn:

want some

colinquinn:

want some

enemaroberts:

precumming:

McDonald’s is disgusting

you disgusting homosexuals out here eating ass sucking dick and you have the nerve to call mc donald’s disgusting? not on my watch

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

deducingmoptopsinthetardis:

That girl you just made fun of for being a lesbian? That’s Morrissey

postracialcomments:

thesoftghetto:

Who’s the real “thug”?

Source

postracialcomments:

thesoftghetto:

Who’s the real “thug”?

Source

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

betweenbodies:

ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed