Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
You’re A Hazard, Harry
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
Watching Eliza Dushku dance is a religious experience.
DON’T FUCKING TOUCH ME
as if the finale wasn’t enough…they extended it
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever
am i giving off some kind of vibe that makes people think i’m just interested in sucking a dick and then never speaking again because like no one has ever been interested in a relationship with me and it’s all very well and good saying oo i would but most of you live thousands of miles away so where are the receipts.. am i going about things wrong do i need a neon sign saying like ‘want sex with just you and wanna hold hands but not gagging for it etc like wassup’