this is a pic of me hanging out in italy this summery
how i missed thy face
is it true that straight guy brains are actually just footballs
my preferred pronoun is “ha”
dude, if you can make a joke about shitting on a guy’s dick and he still thinks that you’re cute and is still interested, SIT ON IT.
the prophet hath spoken
can i get a diet water please
i wouldnt be surprised if you got calls from enema companies all over the world
……think of the free samples!!!!!
we need a secret hand shake. maybe a firm wrist clasp then a clasp of the booty.
oh my god man, are you trying to prevent yourself from ever having sex
i mean they replied with
so i’m kinda doing something right.
also, i can’t have less sex than i’m having now..