// the spider is still trapped under a glass i dont...
the spider is still trapped under a glass i dont want to throw it out of the window or go near it why is it here uninvited do you love how i moved my capri-sun off the floor so the spider couldn’t hide in there don’t touch my capri-sun bitch you wouldn’t be in a glass then you would be squished where is my macho boyfriend for spider throwing purposes i am really tense there is a moth at the window they all want me please send help 

the spider is still trapped under a glass i dont want to throw it out of the window or go near it why is it here uninvited do you love how i moved my capri-sun off the floor so the spider couldn’t hide in there don’t touch my capri-sun bitch you wouldn’t be in a glass then you would be squished where is my macho boyfriend for spider throwing purposes i am really tense there is a moth at the window they all want me please send help 

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  1. madatmywalls said: I like your face. can I have it?
  2. fenbody said: Flip the cup upside down with him in it. Pour Capri Sun in. This will make him drinkable. And delicious. Who’s the fly now ahahahasgs
  3. gaygeois said: haha, man. i am that kind of boyfriend.
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