Anonymous said: Despite what you seem to think about the size of your dick, you always seem to have a pretty impressive bulge going on, man.
yeh it’s not that small it’s pretty average just kinda boring
Anonymous said: Do you think you'd still have those amazing legs even if you were not fat in the past?
no and i thank old fat me every single day
Anonymous said: The shift you most omfg reubens
Anonymous said: I'll dry your butt with my tongue
dry it with your face and asphyxiate
Anonymous said: Do you think you and Kyle annehathawillannehathaway would end up banging each other's brains out if you ever met?
i want to say yes to feed your fantasy but probs not i quite like my brain sometimes
Anonymous said: I always see posts on my dash like "oh reuben would like that" but then I'm like "oh yeah, he doesn't follow me" so I wallow on my bed in sadness
if they’re on your dashboard how am i supposed to see them by following you this makes no sense
Anonymous said: what is your stance on fingering?
cut your nails then go to town
Anonymous said: has anyone you know irl said something about your blog? what if a person you work with follows you?
some people irl have and if someone from work followed me i would be fine with that most of them are following me on twitter anyway and anything i say here i would be comfortable saying there
Anonymous said: Why don't you reply to nice anons
no i don’t really, i feel that’s quite a conceited thing to do - also, i don’t usually believe the nice things, but i do appreciate the messages all the same.
Anonymous said: Why do you hate Perez Hilton?
he’s a low life scumbag and is somehow richer than me because of it like byeee
Anonymous said: Invite Andrew over and let him take the picture
andrew did you send this
Anonymous said: james franco looks a lot like you in that picture
bless you angel good things are gonna happen to you
Anonymous said: no sugar daddies?
the only dad with money there was my dad so no
Anonymous said: the only porn i need is your /tagged/me
Anonymous said: Just because i'm curious; how many blogs do you follow?
414 - deep down i’m tempted to make a 420 joke, but i’m not a fraud; i don’t do drugs.