sleepy grumpy man boy
Anonymous said: I want to cum in your hair
dude these messages aren’t cute and inevitably they end with me turning anon off so like don’t ruin the fun for everyone just chill
Anonymous said: Despite what you seem to think about the size of your dick, you always seem to have a pretty impressive bulge going on, man.
yeh it’s not that small it’s pretty average just kinda boring
Anonymous said: Do you think you'd still have those amazing legs even if you were not fat in the past?
no and i thank old fat me every single day
Anonymous said: The shift you most omfg reubens
Anonymous said: I'll dry your butt with my tongue
dry it with your face and asphyxiate
Anonymous said: Do you think you and Kyle annehathawillannehathaway would end up banging each other's brains out if you ever met?
i want to say yes to feed your fantasy but probs not i quite like my brain sometimes
Anonymous said: I always see posts on my dash like "oh reuben would like that" but then I'm like "oh yeah, he doesn't follow me" so I wallow on my bed in sadness
if they’re on your dashboard how am i supposed to see them by following you this makes no sense
Anonymous said: what is your stance on fingering?
cut your nails then go to town
Anonymous said: has anyone you know irl said something about your blog? what if a person you work with follows you?
some people irl have and if someone from work followed me i would be fine with that most of them are following me on twitter anyway and anything i say here i would be comfortable saying there
Anonymous said: Why don't you reply to nice anons
no i don’t really, i feel that’s quite a conceited thing to do - also, i don’t usually believe the nice things, but i do appreciate the messages all the same.
Anonymous said: Why do you hate Perez Hilton?
he’s a low life scumbag and is somehow richer than me because of it like byeee
Anonymous said: Invite Andrew over and let him take the picture
andrew did you send this
Anonymous said: james franco looks a lot like you in that picture
bless you angel good things are gonna happen to you
Anonymous said: no sugar daddies?
the only dad with money there was my dad so no
Anonymous said: the only porn i need is your /tagged/me