Anonymous said: Despite what you seem to think about the size of your dick, you always seem to have a pretty impressive bulge going on, man.

yeh it’s not that small it’s pretty average just kinda boring

Anonymous said: Do you think you'd still have those amazing legs even if you were not fat in the past?

no and i thank old fat me every single day

Anonymous said: The shift you most omfg reubens


Anonymous said: I'll dry your butt with my tongue

dry it with your face and asphyxiate 

Anonymous said: Do you think you and Kyle annehathawillannehathaway would end up banging each other's brains out if you ever met?

i want to say yes to feed your fantasy but probs not i quite like my brain sometimes

Anonymous said: I always see posts on my dash like "oh reuben would like that" but then I'm like "oh yeah, he doesn't follow me" so I wallow on my bed in sadness

if they’re on your dashboard how am i supposed to see them by following you this makes no sense 

Anonymous said: what is your stance on fingering?

cut your nails then go to town

Anonymous said: has anyone you know irl said something about your blog? what if a person you work with follows you?

some people irl have and if someone from work followed me i would be fine with that most of them are following me on twitter anyway and anything i say here i would be comfortable saying there 

Anonymous said: Why don't you reply to nice anons

no i don’t really, i feel that’s quite a conceited thing to do - also, i don’t usually believe the nice things, but i do appreciate the messages all the same. 

Anonymous said: Why do you hate Perez Hilton?

he’s a low life scumbag and is somehow richer than me because of it like byeee

Anonymous said: Invite Andrew over and let him take the picture

andrew did you send this

Anonymous said: james franco looks a lot like you in that picture

bless you angel good things are gonna happen to you

Anonymous said: no sugar daddies?

the only dad with money there was my dad so no

Anonymous said: the only porn i need is your /tagged/me

well then

Anonymous said: Just because i'm curious; how many blogs do you follow?

414 - deep down i’m tempted to make a 420 joke, but i’m not a fraud; i don’t do drugs.