this is a picture of me
Anonymous said: i still think u look like kit harington

this will be on my grave stone

Anonymous said: dont worry be happy and all that jazz

Anonymous said: Are you happy?

Anonymous said: I just went through all your tagged photos and I am dying. Can you post a picture of your butt or, Jesus help me, a video? I think you're the cutest thing ever.

it is mooning monday but i haven’t done a squat in about a month sorry 

Anonymous said: if i had a dollar for every time i jacked off to a picture of you, id have 9 dollars

i kind of wanna give you 9 dollars

Anonymous said: have you even eaten a dick though

yes it’s one of the five gay food groups

Anonymous said: what is your favourite food

dick

Anonymous said: when was the last time you had sex you are a giant horny boy recently

i’m horny for my roast dinner

Anonymous said: I REALLY WANT TO SHRUG ALL YOUR BODY HOLES, YOUR LITTLE MOUTH AND THROAT AND YOUR WET MALE VAGINA TILL YOU BLEED !

the tea i’m drinking just left my stomach and returned to my mouth i hope you are happy

Anonymous said: why are you always like ill? you should be dead by now :/

my body is preparing for the impending zombie apocalypse 

Anonymous said: i really want to see your nudes so bad

i can assure you the want to see me naked in comparison to me naked is much more thrilling

Anonymous said: you are very thin for someone who eats so much do you have bulimia or s/thing

omfg no i just worked hard to get thinner and i guess my metabolism just kick started at some point or something because i don’t exercise anymore i don’t know how biology works

Anonymous said: tea. haha. Tea. Haha. TEA! HAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m deleting 

Anonymous said: body update?

no i’m fat this week

Anonymous said: Does it bother u when people ask u why you're single? Even if they pose the question in a positive way.

it’s a ridiculous question to ask at all idk how am i supposed to answer it? sorry no one’s taken me on a date or asked me out like aoufbektgj go away you’re so dumb