be my boyfriend/clean my mirrors

be my boyfriend/clean my mirrors

timesafari:

omg

timesafari:

omg

it was a special race day at work so we used the outside coffee trike and by we i mean me outside in the cold from 11 til 4 
i felt like rose in in the wreckage of the titanic 

it was a special race day at work so we used the outside coffee trike and by we i mean me outside in the cold from 11 til 4 

i felt like rose in in the wreckage of the titanic 

t0xemia:

nvm guys reuben just explained the answer to everything to the universe and now we’re eloping to the Arctic to swim w the narwhals and be Mermaids of The Northern Seas

i didn’t even need to get into character for that 1930’s party 

i didn’t even need to get into character for that 1930’s party 

i’m v/tired and i can’t feel my legs 

i’m v/tired and i can’t feel my legs 

i posted this on my side blog because i’m dumb but here is my costume for my friends 1930’s birthday also someone hugged me and they had a boner and asked me to spend the night in their tent luckily i have work at 7.30 ain’t got time for thirsty folk i have a god damn cane!

i posted this on my side blog because i’m dumb but here is my costume for my friends 1930’s birthday also someone hugged me and they had a boner and asked me to spend the night in their tent luckily i have work at 7.30 ain’t got time for thirsty folk i have a god damn cane!

I’ve gotta go to work now have fun doing nothing all day xo moleman

I’ve gotta go to work now have fun doing nothing all day xo moleman

i went shopping

i went shopping

i tried to be the liquorice bitch but the liquorice started falling out of my hand i’m a fony! 

i tried to be the liquorice bitch but the liquorice started falling out of my hand i’m a fony! 

me in a dark room with a cup of tea

me in a dark room with a cup of tea

there should probably be a picture of me smiling on the internet i mean there’s been everything but this so here we go

there should probably be a picture of me smiling on the internet i mean there’s been everything but this so here we go