i’m wearing gym clothes so you all think i still work out 
i don’t
haha ha haaa hahaa
haa
ha

jokes on you m8

i’m wearing gym clothes so you all think i still work out 

i don’t

haha ha haaa hahaa

haa

ha

jokes on you m8

it literally has a little willy omG!

it literally has a little willy omG!

me when people kill me in games 

me when people kill me in games 

i’m having crispy duck for breakfast and you’re probably not so idk man who’s the winner here? 

i’m having crispy duck for breakfast and you’re probably not so idk man who’s the winner here? 

discovery - 2012

i look so smart and twee!

i look so smart and twee!

i’m revising maths and it’s not going well

i’m revising maths and it’s not going well

a journey of self discovery 

pretty much

this is my friends cat alfie but most people think it’s a stray because he lies in the road all day and looks ill but you can’t move him because he will scram the fuck out of you hence my cautious one finger stroking 

this is my friends cat alfie but most people think it’s a stray because he lies in the road all day and looks ill but you can’t move him because he will scram the fuck out of you hence my cautious one finger stroking 

soon i’ll be a muscle babe and all the gays will come to me and i’ll say no get away but touch my butt before you watch me walk away 

soon i’ll be a muscle babe and all the gays will come to me and i’ll say no get away but touch my butt before you watch me walk away 

i think this is the first time i’ve properly seen my back and yep it’s pretty back-like i mean what else is there to say

i think this is the first time i’ve properly seen my back and yep it’s pretty back-like i mean what else is there to say

i rate today 1 and a half thumbs up 

i rate today 1 and a half thumbs up 

my chest hair is longer than my head hair goodbye

my chest hair is longer than my head hair goodbye