my dad bought me a bottle of wine. i’m starting to think he likes me better when i’m slightly drunk. hell, even i like me better when i’m slightly drunk. 
it started snowing and i was excited so i decided to drive to town but when i got there I ended up dropping my food on the floor and being cold so I went home. i hate you snow!
Anonymous said: What would you look like as a girl? What would you do if you were a girl?
let’s all take a moment to be thankful i was not born a girl..
Anonymous said: what is your opinion on talking nipples? said nipples may or may not shout racial slurs.
what..
Anonymous said: Jesus Christ on a stick, you are so goddamn cute. I just wanna hug you and kiss you and peel your skin off and sleep inside it.
my cat kisses back
